Rwby fanfiction jaune house husband. "The dumb ass is going to kill himself.

Rwby fanfiction jaune house husband " Jaune eyes on the skeleton, giving small pities and sorrow around the room. " Her scroll rang, and she glanced at the called ID. Just a compilation of one shots where Jaune is a husband of a few girls from Rwby, every chapter will be a different ship unless noted. Hm. Rating is subject to change in the future. It would be like their Beacon days, only better. Behold the life of the even more impressive Papa Arc, who does what many a badass never dares do: manage a household. The fact that he left on their wedding day had a large part to play in her mood. #jaune #jaunearc #jaunexblake #jaunexruby #jaunexweiss #jaunexyang #lancaster #rwby #rwbyfanfic #silentknight #whiteknight That's why Jaune is special, he is the only male in history to have an aura. " Pyrrha says smugly, rubbing into Team RWBY's faces her advantage of being Jaune's partner. Jaune decides that he is had enough and Weiss tries to stop what is already in motion. "They died on their own terms. "Here you go, Cindy. "Jaune are you okay?" Pyrrha asked in worry as Jaune seemed nervous. Roman. It wasn't a realistic hope, as Team RWBY likely wouldn't be Jun 26, 2019 · 11. RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 7/11/2023 - Published: 6/20/2023 - [Jaune A. Oct 7, 2023 · Jaune nodded in satisfaction at the decorations, sipping the dark coffee as his reward for finally setting up the machines for the day. Jaune survives a childhood tragedy and life in the wilderness with the most unlikely allies. Jaune has an intense stare on him as he wipes the sweat off his forehead. Something all his friends noticed and now they all want him for themselves. The summoned manifestations of slain Grimm defend him through his travels until he meets a band of refugees and a criminal willing to help smuggle them into the safety of Vale - and Jaune into Beacon Academy where he finally finds purpose for the sword at his hip. He still entered Beacon, but the Craterface he met was named Summer, his genius, powerful partner Glynda Goodwitch and first crush Raven Branwen Aka the meanest bitch ever in Beacon. "Wishing it was you wearing it?" "Baby! I was just-" "That couch WAS hideous by the way Jaune hated it, he wanted him to either have a desk job, or just be a stay at home dad/ husband, it infuriated Jaune at a deep level. The shoddy spear was snapped when Jaune dodged a slash from the machete woman, who snarled viciously at him. "Aww weeee. Jaune chuckled nervously, "C'mon Ruby, it's not that bad. They'd been over this, 'I found her bleeding out' was not a good 'how I met you story. Well it happened, the cat got out of the bag and Jaune had to pay the consequences of coming to Beacon Academy in false transcripts and for being severely unprepared. " "Alright, see ya dad. The house was huge and was very techie. Ladies love it. This was weird, he still had a while before they land close to Ansel. She felt his arms wrap around her, "You're beautiful just like mom. Disclaimers I don't own RWBY, please support any to all official releases. "Thought it'd be polite, name's Jaune. " The oven beeped from the other room. " "H-Hey, Jaune," Ruby mumbled back, embarrassed. Now then, on to the reviews! thegermankaiserreich: Sure. It helped him relax. Terrific's voice rang out over the intercom. "Day number 42, test number two of Rens cancer cure. Maybe I'll ask them about it the next time I call Ruby, Jaune mused as his fingers moved deftly over the strings. Jaune quickly gave her a hug, "Keep your mother in the house and stay inside. "Just be glad one of us can cook. I swear you could burn water. Nov 26, 2024 · Jaune might have been a mediocre Huntsman-in-training, but he made the perfect house husband. Faune Arc (Jaune X Kail) 2 Votes (Pervert Mother who loves Dicks) 14. She groaned. Looking at each other, the "Oh, Ruby," the boy – Jaune – murmured in surprise, but not unpleasantly. So it must have been cosmic deities messing with him and his fellow huntsmen. A pair of Amazons handed the two of them wet towels, which they immediately used to cool themselves off in the hot Themysciran sun. " Jaune's attempt at being charming earned a furious slam from the sledgehammer man, who Jaune dodged before disposing of the spear stump. You look just like mom, isn't that a good thing?" Jaune had always idolized his parents, and his Mom was a huge inspiration to him growing up, so of course he'd think that, it didn't really help Ruby though. It wasn't often that I saw him angry like this. "Dad I'm off to Beacon to see my prince charming!" "Choco-sensei wait for me!" "Alright Dragoons let's go bring back a house husband!" "Damn it. The screen turns on and shows a view of a clear, cloudless sky before starting to descend the viewpoint to show a large expanse of green fields with a few trees scattered here and there along with a two-story house right next to the larger one tree in the field, the field of vision gets closer and closer to the house Jaune left the small house running successfully he has gathered the right amount of eggs on a basket. " Raven grunted, looking at the pain he put him through. Jaune nodded in agreement, and together the two walked to a nearby stone bench. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune Arc may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. " Mercury cooed. Jaune might have been a mediocre Huntsman-in-training, but he made the perfect house husband. Once again she led the way back to camp with two of them carrying Jaune's corpse on their shoulders. I Mean, I can always be a Farmer. And like all changes the butterfly merely has to flap it's wings. His thought process was disturbed when he felt the Bullhead shake, it was making it's decent back to the ground. That morning, the smell of bacon and eggs had already taken hold of the kitchen. " Spike said behind Jaune. Mar 18, 2016 · After all their battles were over, Jaune and Ruby had a good life. Sure, it wasn't perfect but they were happily married, most of their friends were still alive and the house's mortgage was finally fully paid for. [Welcome home, you can use the cars in the garage. He turned towards his handiwork, the Grimm he'd slayed already having dissolved. Follow Willow, Summer, Raven, and Kali as they find ways to soothe their thirst and to as well sate Jaune's appetite. I never really liked the boat ride from the new version anyway. "I do. It was time for Jaune to move on as well, he'd received a message from his team to meet up with them. " "It's a talent. "I didn't– ""NO! You're right… You weren't thinking! Now you've got Jaune thinking that he's gonna grow up to be some hotshot huntsman. Language: Jaune appeared from the kitchen, cup and saucer in hand. " Jaune was expecting a comeback from her but her silence was all that he needed to know his joke was right. This ought to end well. Lucky for her, she already had the perfect future-husband in mind. Do the Grimm represent the greatest threat in this world? Uncovering the secrets of their friend could lead them to question everything they thought they knew about him; Jaune might not be the aspiring hero "Bullheads!" His dad huffed before he then smirked and gave Jaune a thumbs up. I'm a huge RWBY fan so I settled onto that topic. Little did anyone know, he never asked for any of this. Weiss is loving and supportive but, not always clean. " He snorted as he got up. #jaune #jaunearc #jaunexblake #jaunexruby #jaunexweiss #jaunexyang #lancaster #rwby #rwbyfanfic #silentknight #whiteknight All characters involved in this fanfic are assumed to be past the legal drinking age and the age of consent. " Jaune said before he noticed the rapidly approaching wall. 5 years Jaune and Weiss have been together and they live happily. My first attempt at a harem fic with team RWBY and NPR (yes, that includes Ren) going after Jaune cause they all want a house husbando. Also, I think a lot of you were a bit confused by the title of the next arc, so here's a couple hints: many characters in RWBY are based off of fairytales, and Jaune is going to unexpectedly become a father. ' Jaune might have been a mediocre Huntsman-in-training, but he made the perfect house husband. "Ughh, I'm glad I have Aura…" Jaune groaned as his Aura healed a fresh bruise on his chest from where Donna had kicked him. " "Thank you, Jaune. Jaune was a fan of anything that required kneading. Doing it for two? Easy as pie, which he was also good at making. He winced, and her eyes widened. I've also recently played the game Stardew Valley that I'm sure most of you know about if a Youtuber you know played it. "My family's visiting. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue. He's going to get himself killed. "Yes, it was especially more enjoyable when Jaune used his semblance during the massages. Jaune Arc, The Wall of Remnant, The Golden Lion, The Saint of Vale. "By the way, Jaune, your mother sent you a message. , Team She ran a hand along his cheek. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - [Jaune A. " Emerald muttered. Ruby smiled at Jaune's encouragement, as did Flash and a freshly showered Yang, currently leaning on the entryway door. The only thing that would make things better would be if, by some miracle, Team RWBY ended up as their neighbors. Jaune started to smile as he felt himself being pumped up. "There's nothing like a party to celebrate the end of the world. 1"/75 calibre bullets as Jaune loaded them into the gun he pulled the Bolt back cocking the gun all of this took less than 5 seconds and as Jaune aimed at Yangs centre mass she could only say one thing. Jaune and Ember stepped out of the barn where Mercury handed him a telescope. "Good riddance. Was Weiss wrong to feel the way she did? It seems selfish, but redeeming the SDC is her goal in life and Jaune did kinda take ir away from her. "You ok?" Jaune asked from the kitchen. May 4, 2017 · Little Jaune (a name SHE chose because it was totally better than Uther or some other such drivel her husband kept trying to call him) was an absolute angel. " The RWBY team, along with team JNPR, embarks on a journey full of mysteries as they explore ancient documents found in Jaune Arc's chest. Jaune slowly pushed the door to the stall open and peered inside as the sound of moaning got louder. ' Then boom! He wondered how to get Captain Crazy to come with him to Vale, when he heard some commotion from the bar. Let me guess the love of his life ran away and now he compliments it by looking like an edgelord. Rated: Fiction M - English - Jaune A. Jun 8, 2021 · Well he was in for a big, big shock when he met his first tenant. Or as they thought. " Jaune said as he sheepishly scratched the back of Just a normal day at Beacon , when suddenly RWBY as well as most of JNPR and many others are brought to another reality to see different versions of Jaune. The remains disappeared completely, leaving nothing in its stead. It takes place in the fourth year at Beacon, Ren and Nora are in volume 7-8 outfits as are RWB, Jaune and Yang stay with volume 4-6 with his shield having the volume 8 upgrades Yang does have a robot arm, but she lost it to a grim bite in the second year and that is when Jaune Arc was not born from Juniper and Julius Arc, but instead born the later's brother. He looked around and saw everything, the house was very cool. Team JNPR and RWBY agree to go out to a club to celebrate but why does Jaune then wake up surrounded by the sleeping forms of Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang and Pyrrha? A headache, strapped to the bed and six rings to boot this is quite the drunken marriage bargain if he can survive it that is. Looking to his left he saw Winter and Whitley skating up. The first thing that Jaune saw when he entered the stall was the luscious red hair that was slightly ruffled. She was an assassin, and she was a tough and brutal gal with an attitude and a bad temper. Before they hoisted Jaune's lifeless frame over their shoulders, the ginger Nora - her hair much longer than ever before - leaned over him and spat on the blonde lad's face. Oct 1, 2023 · I helped her with her hair and gave her massages as thanks for the training. " Cinder nodded. " The leader of Team JNPR halted, taking a few breaths. " She tried not to growl. {AU} {Mothers!RWBY x Jaune} {Harem} {Team WRSK}. I'll talk to you later kiddo. Point is, RWBY characters are placed in a location to watch and react to multiverse versions of Jaune Arc. Jaune was left staring at the rising bullhead, ferrying some students back to their school. "Guy like you with the Arc genes?! Son, you'll drown people in charm!" He guffawed. " Nov 5, 2023 · 2. However, what many didn't know, was the fact that she had a boyfriend - soon to be husband - who always catered her needs for when she came home after a rough day. Mar 3, 2023 · The Jaune Archive contains the personal accounts of Jaune Arc, the Hero of Remnant, one of the most feared and respected Huntsmen in modern history. (Not harem) (Adopted by Serendipitous House Pet) Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Angst - Ozpin, Jaune A. He was quiet, well-behaved, playful and most of all he seemed to really love her the most if the way he insisted on always being carried by her were any indication. "Still not use to that. " He said not knowing the hell he'll go through. "Now go fulfill your house husband duties and feed us. He knew all too well where this was going. Jaune paled at the implication of his sister's words. Too bad behind him was a group of angry chickens wanting to poke him to death with their beaks. Hello, this is SimpleThief and this is my first Fanfiction. " Jaune spun around in the living room, facing a hoodie and sweatpants clad Cinder. Just wanted to meet you and all…" Smiling unapologetically as her sister glared at her comically, Yang stood up and sized up Jaune as she did so. "Thank you for stopping me, Winter. Qrow watched the spectacle with interest as Jaune fended off three other barflies bare-handed and knocked them out. , Team RWBY, Team JNPR] - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 7/11/2023 House Husband Jaune Romance. " Feb 23, 2022 · Tock was a mean, vicious girl. " 'Goddamn it. Jul 11, 2023 · Jaune might have been a mediocre Huntsman-in-training, but he made the perfect house husband. , Team RWBY, Team JNPR] - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 7/11/2023 Jun 12, 2015 · Summary: Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. Jaune Arc (931) Ruby Rose (RWBY) (905) Yang Xiao Long Ozpin (RWBY) (1949) Include Relationships Jaune Arc/Pyrrha Nikos (2237) Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long (1742) Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie (1367) Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee (1127) Jaune Arc/Ruby Rose (931) Jaune Arc/Weiss Schnee (666) Jaune Arc/Yang Xiao Long (592) Jaune Arc/Blake Belladonna (477) Jaune Arc/Cinder Fall (254) Jaune Arc/Nora Valkyrie (241) Whatever the letter was about, Jaune was panicking over it, which upset Pyrrha and made his team in general increasingly nervous. He's heard the stories from other huntsmen in training that their only use was to be meat shields and house husbands. I don't own anything. The Arc's Bonding (Jaune X Sisters) 2 Votes (This is kinda mess up, One guy plus his sisters fucking him left to right can't wait~) 13. You can also, use the equipment to enhance your gear in any way you'd like. So of course Ozpin had to show up with a god damn time machine. Too bad he remained stubborn. "The dumb ass is going to kill himself. All teenagers find a place to sit and see what these DVDs are really about. Jaune Arc was hard, but not stiff enough to resist her filthy girl charm. 3. Well known as the leader of Team JNPR, The main strategist of the Remnant army, and the Unmoving Guard of Remnant Cities during the siege of Salem. Nov 19, 2020 · Well if the latter was the case he wouldn't be trying to improve himself. Making breakfast for ten people was hard but simple. Jaune closed it and looked at Ember. 'He's a good friend,' she mused to herself just as the intercom blared to life. Known for his exceptional strength and charisma, he saved the world by vanquishing great evils once and for all. "We meet again. "I need to hide! I need to run!" "Jaune," Ren interrupted. What secrets will be revealed, will they learns something about themselves and their friend, and will Jaune get a girlfriend out of this, maybe even a few? Ruby Rose knew the life of a Huntress spelled danger, and her desire to leave behind a legacy remained top priority. "Go inside and lock all the doors," Jaune ordered, "Whatever happens you stay inside you hear me? Whatever happens. Jun 20, 2023 · Jaune might have been a mediocre Huntsman-in-training, but he made the perfect house husband. Dad's angry voice bellowed, easily resonating throughout the house. Dec 3, 2024 · Centuries later, Jaune Arc Scion of House Arc is nearing adulthood on the cusp of creating his own pride of women. , Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,156 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 6/11/2017 - Status: Complete - id So I really like the idea of Jaune being the only male with aura so I decided to write my own version. Jaune Arc was a weak man, but he didn't feel that way around her. That and it's kinda insulting for your drunk mom to make the effort of sobriety for Jaune but not Weiss. Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure - Jaune A. He was given a text from Tony. " She swore to him, and let the others carry him. What would you guys think of a film noir Jaune story with a Dragonslayer or Silent Knight Jaune Arc had been helping out in the kitchen since he was a kid. He could honestly say he didn't. 5 years. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 6/6/2018 - id: 12961030 How to marry an Arc: by Guinevere Arc. "Jaune, while you're here, why don't you tell us how you two met?' Victoria asked. So the idea for this came while I was painting and kinda bored. Jaune has been trying his hardest to be the man of the house and take hold of the name. Combining the two interests of mine together I thought, 'Jaune would make a great farmer. "Jaune, you don't want to go to Beacon a virgin, do you?" He didn't. School is coming to a close, summer is approaching, and the mothers of RWBY are in heat for their cool drink of water, Jaune Arc. " "Okay," Ember slowly started walking. We're getting nervous just by watching you. Jaune then reached behind to his lower back and pulled a magazine which seemed to hold 1. "I'm okay Pyr it's justI feel like I'm going to have a hectic two weeks. " Jaune brings his arms up placatingly, willing his friends to calm down. "Teams RWBY and JNPR, please report to the hangar bay immediately," Mr. He turned the corner to see Jaune jump off a table and pile drive a fat guy with beer drenched over his shirt. , Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Chapters: 188 - Words: 772,418 - Reviews: 8,682 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 5,495 - Updated: 11/3 - Published: 6/22/2018 Aug 15, 2022 · House Husband Jaune Romance. "Sorry about my sister here. "Jaune, he even mutters her name every time in a sentence. However, a stray soul now entwined with his own has altered fate forever. Especially after this conversation about Beacon potentially being a smut den. So why not watch how the rest of the multiverse is with their own version of Jaune's. Finding themselves missing a blonde knight and stuck in another dimension, teams RWBY and the rest of JNPR find themselves stuck there until they can get home. "Damn, that's intense. Jun 20, 2022 · Jaune slowly walks over to a skeleton with red dress, he saw a book written in few letters, 'Sorry Dave, Goodbye' "It's heartbreaking. "Please tell us what's wrong. I know the concepts overused but I really don't care. "And that's how he became my knight. The camera blipped to show jaune again from the recording. The injection went into his arm, and he fell out of his chair again. Jun 27, 2020 · It filled her with a giddy joy to call Jaune her husband now, but the fact that she had been alone at the house for the last month put a bit of a damper of her new wife feeling. " Jaune was red eyed, and bags hung under his eyes. "Willow, how do I stop?" Jaune shouted before he skated into the wall or he would've if not for the glyph that appeared. It was too early even for his girlfriend slash lover slash soon-to-be-wife to be up, but Velvet and Russel would be at the cafe soon with the cakes and the results of other errands that needed to be run. First M rating based on possible versions in the future. Jaune walked into the house and was amazed at what he was seeing. Also the whole Jaune only being competent by accident or by misunderstanding in Couer's fics is getting really old, it does feels like Couer takes Jaune's incompetents from the show and cranks it up to 100 depending on the fic, like in not this time fate, the excuse were given as to why Jaune can't beat Cinder is because two years is not enough This is pretty fun. She did thought of helping him but, she still had her chores to do. Mama's Boy (Jaune X Juniper) 2 Votes (You guys really want his mom into this huh?) 12. 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